The wait is over friends.

The RECORD RELEASE CABARET will commence at 9pm on WED. JAN. 7. 2009 at the Drake Hotel Underground.  Admission is FREE.
To promote our first e.p titled "Too Dirty to Be a Rat".
Two sets by Machetes to be recorded for a LIVE DVD.Special guests performance by Romo Roto, and a Machete juggling act.
Hosted by Dylan Studebaker, the Punk Magician.
Surprise guest DJs.

For the next 3 weeks we will feature songs from our long awaited release (on myspace) as well as videos from our performance at last years NXNE music festival (currently available on youtube, myspace, and the "Moving Images" portion of this site).  There will also be a